I bet Hans wasn’t even going to say sandwiches.
i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people
please never drive
is it really that hard to put “margarine”
SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
“If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.”
– (via satans-ghost)
Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs
Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.
it finally feels like 2014
Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
can we address the elephant in the room
its really rude to talk about girls like that
did anyone else think it was really weird and uncomfortable that kristoff had conversations with himself by impersonating his reindeer
Isn’t that what pets are for?
People who think this is weird probably don’t have pets.
I THINK MY MUM IS WATCHING PORN
never mind it’s game of thrones
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
Where can I get one?
Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.
I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.
I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.