neutroisenjolras:

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

(via kikithegirl)


meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

(via pendents)



all-right-blondie:

That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school. 

(via entirelymyownworld)


motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life.

(via entirelymyownworld)


BRUH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(via entirelymyownworld)



elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

(via gnarly)


barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)


humor-us:

it could be raining men and id still be single

(via gnarly)


(via lameborghini)


a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via behind-these-curls)



escapekit:

Mountainscapes #1

Italian photographer Paolo Pettigiani over the past year has been photographing gorgeous landscapes, above is a selection of his favourite shots from 2013. 

(via cassbuttstiel)